TIRE: Good neighbors

The two residents were making small talk as they watched the football game on one’s large TV. The TV owner talked about how hard it was to keep a regular schedule with shift work, the visitor spoke about his recent weekend trip to jail. A few hours later they parted with expectations of watching games the next week.

The next day, the TV owner comes home to find he’s no longer a TV owner, nor does he own a VCR, and apparently someone either returned or stole his Blockbuster DVD.

Twenty minutes later, the PD roll up and arrest the neighbor. The neighbor needed a lawyer, but not nearly as bad as he needed curtains.

We filed for eviction that afternoon.

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